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"But I ain’t done nothing wrong yet."
"Hey, now, wait. I know what you're thinking. But I'm no wolf in sheep's clothing. But you and me, we can make a great partnersheep. Sheep joke."
"I Know what you’re thinking."
"Good evening, madam. What a treat running into such a lovely lady on such a lovely evening. With a fine feather duster, I might add."
"It was off the cuff. A little bit of this, a whole lot of us. You know, team work."
"Are you feeling old, cranky, all alone with no herd to call your own?"
"There’s only ONE way to find out."
"Well, eating you will!"
"Stop, stop, stop. I've got the answers to all your problems right here. Skalk's 100% natural, herb, miracle formula. Guaranteed to bring out the natural stripe in you."
"I personally know there's enough water back at your herd to give it away. Saw the wet muzzles with my own eyes. Wouldn't hurt for you to ask."
"He's going to eat you. Sorry, kid. I did my best."
"You know, guys... I don't know. Sometimes I don't think you see the bigger picture."
"I can fix that. I've got a natural blend of herbs and flowers. I'll go get you some. It kills nasty odors dead. It works on dog, cat, dog... [when Phango grabs him] DO-Oh!"
"I Tried to avoid that."
"You I'd savor slowly. One stripe at a time."
"You are the half, the half that will complete me."
"You're getting under my skin, Khumba."
"Surrender to your destiny."
"Well, hello there. Excuse me. How are you today? Feeling different, peculiar, left out, having trouble fitting in? Am I right? That's why I'm here. I'm here to help. My name is Skalk."
"You want more stripes, but you think there's no way in the world you could get more stripes. Am I right? Am I wrong? Am I? Of course I'm right."
"No, no, no, wait. I know what you're thinking. How could that be? But I tell you it works... on anything. Even a rock. Samples of my work right here. But if you want to trek all the way across the Karoo and back, that's all right by me."
"Normally, it's very, very, very hard to get, but act now, the miracle natural stuff is yours for the shockingly low price of, say... a little water for me and my buddies?"
"As for fun, I was providing adult supervision."
"Come on, guys. He's our ticket to all that water the zebras are hogging."
"Go for the hoof. That's her Achilles' heel. She's got four of them."
"Wait, wait, I know what you're thinking, that I messed with the herd."
"This is my home, the great Karoo desert. Nope, that's not me. I'm not even born yet. See that way over there?That's a fence in the middle of nowhere. Surviving in these parts isn't easy. You need to be tough and flexible. Adapt or die. That's why we built this enclosure. It keeps us in and them out. Them being everyone who isn't us. This is the only waterhole for miles and miles, and it's all ours. Yep, zebras only. Until I came along and changed everything."
"You can't change what you are, Phango!"
"You can't keep them hidden from me forever, Mkhulu."
"I can smell your fear. I can almost taste it."
"[To Mkhulu] If it doesn't rain soon, you will have to let them out."
"What's wrong, Skalk? Abandoned by your pack?"
"Give me one good reason. Go on. Give it your best shot."
"As in heart still beating fresh?"
"Half striped? Finally. As it was foretold."
"I knew there was something different about him."
"BETTER THAN NOTHING?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!? You scavenge so low on the food chain, you couldn't possibly see his power."
"Dog, dog, dog. All I smell is dog."
"[Grabbing Skalk] Dead dog?"
"The Karoo may be going to the dogs, but it doesn't mean I have to eat one. The heartburn is a killer."
"Where is he?"
"It’s no use running."
"Tell me where he is."
"Why don’t you go right. No the other right."
"Oh, bad choice."
"WHERE IS HE? HE WAS WITH YOU!"
"Of course. To where it all began."
"There you are. In the flesh at last."
"But you're not the same, are you? They hardly get my pulse rate up. You are the one I've been waiting for. It was foretold that a half-striped zebra would be born, and make one of us the most powerful leopard that ever lived. But I killed my own clan so that I could have you."
"Where's the rest of your pack? Well, we grew apart. Creative differences."