"Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum."

"Chi Lewis-Parry - "Samson""

"Samson: Sorry, I don't... I don't have a ticket."

"Samson: Moon."

"Ralph Fiennes - Dr. Ian Kelson"

"Nothing wrong with peace and respite, Samson."

"Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight."

"So you owe me... Only kidding. I'm NHS; free of charge!"

"Maiya Eastmond - Sam"

"[introducing himself after the other Jimmies have] Roberto Calamari. Fuckin' tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy."

"I remember details. Events and people. But what it was actually like to live with shops and fridges and telephones and personal computers? I have no real memory of that at all. That said, I do remember there was a sense of certainty. The world had a-- an order. A way about it. There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably, but the foundations... They seemed unshakable."

"Okay, let's turn this up to eleven."

"And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. [Jimmies: Yes, sir?] Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt."

"Cillian Murphy - Jim"

"If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. [...] [My Father] was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home."

"I'm Jimmy. [...] Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine."

"I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?"

"Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?"

"Change is coming."

"Fear is the new faith."

"Justin Lazard - Patrick Ross"

"Sarah Wynter - Melissa"

"George Dzundza - Colonel Carter Burgess Jr."

"Myriam Cyr - Anne Sampas"

"Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker"

"Michael Madsen - Preston "Press" Lennox"

"James Cromwell - U.S. Senator Judson Ross"

"Mating season begins..."

"I watch this TV, and I see all the places I'm never going to go to, and see all the people I'm never going to meet."

"Terror in the Flesh"

"Hope They Never MEET...Pray They Never MATE."

"Mykelti Williamson - Dennis Gamble"

"The sexiest alien in the universe is back..."

"There is life on Mars...and now it's here."

"My sister decided to join us."

"Natasha Henstridge - Eve"

"It's open. [Patrick opens the door to reveal the Debutante and a second woman.] Come on in."

"We share everything. Together."

"Yes. It is. (To the Debutant's sister.)"

"An image that comes to my mind is looking through the portal at the blue-white globe...beautiful...so fragile, so small... And I thought to myself how easy it would be to destroy all that God has created. I think as we look to the future, our greatest mission might be right here at home."

"How much for number three? (To seedy motel clerk.)"

"You are a hero."