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April 10, 2026
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"I voted last week, and everything I voted for was defeated. I voted for less police station money and against adding more courtrooms. The guy I voted for, a congressman, lost big time because he's totally anti-military. He wanted to cut the CIA budget! He's really cool. But he lost."
"America is a fucking police state."
"Did you know that the biggest—you know, the biggest star in the univer—in the whole galaxy/universe is as big as an atom is small? Did you know that? Isn't that wild? That's more pothead philosophy."
"People standing on escalators! And that is a testimony to human laziness! I mean, the guy who invented the escalator is just, probably, kicking himself in the ass. Do you think the guy made the escalator so people—and they're made like stairs—just so people stand on it so you go up and down? You're supposed to walk on 'em so you get there faster. You know? And then people stand on there. So every time Im on an escalator, I'm just like, "Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me…." You know? That's my pet peeve, right there. And I'm gonna do something about it, and I'm urging you to do something about it! Write your congressman, get a group together, get together, and—I think we can do something about this."
"I do feel like, kinda like a misfit; usually I feel, inside, I'm a misfit. Like, I don't really watch sports, or a lot of…"
"It seems like our politics is so old, like, it almost seems like turning on the t.v. and there's ABC and CBS and NBC, and, y'know, there's like one newspaper in town, and so they're all pushing things on us, and that's all going away."
"Nick Gillespie: So, um, how do you self-describe politically? Krist Novoselic: I'm a, what, an anarcho-capitalist socialist…I don't know…I'm kinda a moderate, I think I'm moderate. Nick Gillespie: So you're an anarcho-capitalist socialist moderate. Krist Novoselic: I mean I'm a gun-owning pacifist, so there you go. I'm an anarcho-socialist—you know what I mean? Nick Gillespie: Anarcho-socialist— Krist Novoselic: —capitalist— Nick Gillespie: —capitalist, gun-toting… Krist Novoselic: Yeah, it's just like I, y'know, I just tryin'a, tryin'a make it work in this world and...basically I'm just a small-D democrat."
"Well, I think it just goes back to the values that I grew up with in the punk rock world because it was this decentralised world, and so we just made our own way—like we'd be antigovernment or, you know—but we really didn't complain a lot; we were more action-oriented, like, people were publishing fanzines, we were setting up shows, we were getting in vans and touring around, and we were associating with other people, so…y'know, I just like that idea."
"I don't think that corporations are these big bogeymen that a lot of people paint them to be."
"A corporation is a group of people, and if you want to come together for profit or nonprofit, that's your business—whatever you want to do."
"Yeah, I was a Democrat for about four or five years—active Democrat—and I thought I could reform the party; maybe I wasn't going about it right, maybe somebody can and somebody will, y'know? But I don't see it. It's just a top-down structure, it's a soft-money conduit, and, y'know, and like Nancy Pelosi, she's gonna lose the election again, and it's just like, what's the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing—wrong, wrong thing—over and over again. Republicans, they have a real big demographic problem, because they're the party of old white people, and they're not reaching out to folks."
"Well, it was just—it seemed like it was violence, and, like, 'cause I went by some of the stores that, like, I don't really eat at McDonald's, y'know, but a lot of people do, and so there are these people who want, y'know, they're-they're socialists but they hate people, y'know, so they go trash the McDonald's, and I just think it was just reckless violence, and they weren't tryin'a accomplish anything, and they said—he was writing something on the wall, some kind of graffiti that was just stupid and cliché, and I said, "Hey, how would you like if someone did that to your house?" and he yelled back, "Fuck you!" and these other people started yelling "Fuck you!" at me; I'm, like, "Oh," like "I'm in trouble.""
"Globalisation is a great thing, and the genie's out of the bottle; it's called the Information Revolution. It has a promise to bring opportunity and information to all corners of the world. It's a wonderful thing."
"If you hear a song you like, start dancing. That's what I do, I'll just start dancing, and that's it. That's all there is to it."
"We weren't really interested in those bands; we were—because we came out of this subterranean scene. And then Nirvana breaks big, and it's just diametrically opposite: we have, like, facial hair, and just, kind of, logger shirts, but we're all, like, "sensitive" and "feminine"—you know what I mean?"
"I own guns. I think they're a good tool to have out in the country, and I should be able to protect my home and my family."
"I like my guns. Yeah, because it just makes me more comfortable."
"I don't really like his [Ted Nugent's] reactionary politics. He's a lot like the people on the left, you know what I mean?"
"Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you"
"One baby to another says, "I'm lucky to've met you "I don't care what you think unless it is about me "It is now my duty to completely drain you "I travel through a tube and end up in your infection""
"Rather be dead than cool"
"I love myself better than you I know it's wrong, so what should I do?"
"It's safe to say, "Don't quote me on that""
"Somewhere I have heard this before In a dream my memory has stored"
"It is now time To make it unclear To write off lines That don't make sense"
"Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling B'it's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings"
"She likes the time She owns the time She borrows time to self-invent"
"All in all, the clock is slow"
"Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought"
"I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before"
"She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black"
"Hey Wait I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice"
"Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"
"Rape me Rape me, my friend Rape me Rape me again"
"She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground"
"I miss the comfort in being sad"
"I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy"
"My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover"
"I take pride as the king of illiterature"
"If you ever need anything, please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naïve I've seen it all I was here first"
"I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins"
"Look on the bright side is suicide"
"Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing"
"Obituary birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery"
"Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea I'm anemic royalty"
"If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe"
"Afterbirth of a nation"
"Bi-polar opposites attract"
"What else should I be? All apologies What else should I say? Everyone is gay What else could I write? I don't have the right What else should I be? All apologies"
"I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything's my fault I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame Sunburn with freezerburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy"