criminal-comedy-films

"It's just business."

"[from trailer] So you're like the Bad Girls."

"You ever been deboned by a chicken?"

"You should have taken the mint, Whiskers. [shoots her dart gun at Wolf in the nose, making him pass out]"

"[Webs: Is she your hostage?] No. She's my girlfriend."

"Stop farting, you maniac!"

"[farts] Sorry. Sorry, nerves."

"One of your size, and one of my size!"

"Once upon a time, there was a big bad "wuff"."

"You're a grumpy little snakey-wakey."

"You're about to discover why they call me the big bad wolf!"

"Not bad. Not bad at all."

"We brought you a little parting gift."

"You're not nervous, right? 'Cause we know what happens when you're nervous."

"Sounds kind of made-up."

"Tear him apart limb by limb until all he can remember is pain!"

"[Wolf: What?! What was that?!] I panicked, okay?! I'm a panicker!"

"WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THIS BEAUTIFIUS, MAJESTACULAR, INCREDIMONIUS OCCASION! WHOOOOO!!!"

"Name's Webs. I'll be your hacker today."

"Are you kidding me?! Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty."

"[from trailer] I'm not exactly asking."

"You talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth."

"Alright, Mr. Master of Disguise, you're up."

"We need to show the world we're good."

"First time for everything, right?"

"Like you said: It's not the action, it's the distraction."

"I'm late for vinyasa. [Shark: Vinyasa?] You think I got this body by sitting around watching TV?"

"[after he gets tied into a balloon animal by Pigtail; sarcastically] Great."

"[after Susan reveals herself as Doom] You're the perfect woman! She out-snaked a snake! If that's not true love, well… well, then I don't know what true love is."

"Vinyasa, baby!"

"I am never driving another car ever again…! [smash cut to him driving in a more tacky and rundown vehicle in the present]"

"[Craig: And now you wanna work at a bank?] Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks. [Craig: Uh, you robbed us 3 times.] [Beat] That was this bank?"

"Why is she in his mouth?!"

"So, are we bad again?"

"[from trailer] When it came to being bad, we were pretty good. Who am I kidding? We're the best."

"Stay with me, papo! Stay with me!"

"Insult me next!"

"I'm a little rusty, but I promise to play you respectfully. [in Italian accent] Mamma mia! Where's-a my flowers-a? Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!"

"Things sure have changed. Not everyone believes it, but The Bad Guys went good. And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms!"

"How are supposed to get a fresh start if no one would trust us?"

"We're classy like that."

"It's like a freaking fairy tale."

"They call me the Phantom Bandit, but you can call me Kitty Kat. You met my girls."

"We need the bad guys for the biggest heist in history!"

"You know, you think they're one thing but it turns out they're something else entirely."

"Let me rephrase the question. Play along, and Diane's secret is safe. Or don't, and you, Diane, the good life, it all comes crashing down. What'll it be?"

"You say the naughtiest things."

"[from trailer] Maybe you don't keep up with the news, but we're good now."

"Trust me, there's a difference. Respect is earned. One day you'll learn that."

"[after she frames the Bad Guys by clicking the belt on Piranha] Good luck getting out of this one, Bad Guys."