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أبريل 10, 2026
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"Sittin' out here in a public, jerkin' off? Where do you think you are, Red Lobster?"
"No! No! I said no Electric Slide! Goddamn it, you will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun!"
"That’s him."
"Hey, fuck your Chrysler!"
"Seth MacFarlane - Ted"
"Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett"
"Amanda Seyfried - Samantha Jackson"
"Jessica Barth - Tami-Lynn"
"Giovanni Ribisi - Donny"
"Patrick Stewart - Narrator"
"Morgan Freeman - Patrick Meighan"
"John Slattery - Shep Wild"
"Patrick Warburton - Guy"
"Michael Dorn - Rick"
"Bill Smitrovich - Frank"
"Cocoa Brown - Joy"
"John Carroll Lynch - Tom Jessup"
"Ron Canada - Judge Matheson"
"Jessica Szohr - Allison"
"Tara Strong - Ted's "I Love You" function"
"Sam J. Jones - himself"
"Sebastian Arcelus - Dr. Danzer"
"Tom Brady - himself"
"Dennis Haysbert - Fertility doctor"
"Taran Killam - himself"
"Jimmy Kimmel - himself"
"Jay Leno - himself"
"Kate McKinnon - herself"
"Bobby Moynihan - himself"
"Liam Neeson - Customer"
"Lenny Clarke - Cop"
"Curtis Stigers - Wedding singer"
"Nana Visitor - Adoption agent"
"Ralph Garman - Stormtrooper"
"Jimmy Fallon - Himself"