Omkara

"Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya. Dhage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay, chutiya. Aur jo dhaaga kheeche lo, to kaund haiga bewakoof aur kaund hai chutiya, carod rupiye ka prasan hai bhaiya."

"Zara dekhein to sahi dulhe raja ke hain. E-Khain!"

"Tu to bewakoof hai ga? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai."

"Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod."

"Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay."

"Jo agwai ka kaam kare woh hijra bhaisaab. Agar inki betti (beti) humein juttha bol dey to jindagi bhar jaaban say inki jutiyaan chamkayega Omkara"

"Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeed (vakeel) saab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi jaan sake, kathor."

"Sarat ghoron pe lagaate hain, kathor! Seron pe nahi"

"Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa"

"Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan"

"Kitnay phone todayga Kaptan?"

"Bhaisaab: Jab ghodi ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhendki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya"

"Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein"

"Vakeel saab: Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi"

"Kaptaan: Ra pakdiye re, ud gaya sasura.....Ra Khichhloo!! Maari kismat me bhi haram ki kamayi likhi hai haram ki, koni bhai, kyu."

"Hey, catch it...bloody has got wings....Hey Khichhloo!! There's only black money in my fate, only black money, isn't it?"

"Kaptaan: Re Omi Roti Na Kha ke jaga(Jayega), Teri bhabi ne saag bana ke bheja teri Khaatir"

"Hey Omi have lunch, ur sister in law has made some veg stuff for u"

"Kaptaan: Bhai saab kal kaun si meeting mein ja rahe thhe aap bhala... Haan Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising"

"Bhaisaab which meeting were you attending yesterday?... Oh yaa you were raising the funds in slut's place"

"Where were you last night Mister? ... Yeah right, raising (political) funds inside a petticoat"

"Kaptaan: Ek tu hi hay bahubali. Terey to, peshaab say bhi chiraag jale hain pooray pardes main"

"You are the true strongman. Heck, your urine lights the lamps around here!"

"(Extended Tagline) Once upon a time in the East . . ."

"Ajay Devgan - Omkara"

"Saif Ali Khan - Langda Tyagi"

"Kareena Kapoor - Dolly Mishra"

"Naseeruddin Shah - Bhaisaab"

"Vivek Oberoi - Kesu Firangi"

"Konkona Sen Sharma - Indu"

"Bipasha Basu - Billo Chamanbahar"

"Deepak Dobriyal - Rajan ’Rajju’ Tiwari"