Droopy

"Droopy: Hello all you happy people...you know what? I'm the hero."

"Droopy: You know what? That makes me mad."

"Droopy (after winning a date with actress Lina Romay, deadpan to camera): You know what? I'm happy."

"Spike: (after cutting down a wooden trapeze pole, as it falls) TIM- (the pole falls on Spike) -ber."

"Spike: Now cut it out!! Quit hitting me with that shillelagh!"

"Droopy: You know what? That's not sanitary."

"Droopy: (as John Pettybone) Hello, folks."

"Narrator: Unfortunately, however, not all music lovers appreciated Dixieland."

"Narrator: Well, John, at least you still have your record."

"Narrator: Well, John, now you did it. You're through - no more Dixieland. What's this? Dixieland John! They're playing your song! Fleas love dogs, you know. You could make beautiful music together!"

"Ringmaster: Hey you! Come back here with my fleas!"